Monday, December 14, 2009

WORDS are all i have

Hallo an alle,
hoffe, Sie alle müssen eine großartige Zeit...

My dad used to tell me when i was a kid ..beta(son) learn a new word everyday .... since i never ever learnt a word till 10th ... i mean i never ever bothered to open a dictionary so by 10th he used to be like beta (son) learn atleast 5 new words a day ....

Anyways u must be wondering why i am telling you all this ... Because , i have my GRE on 25th jan(hope i don't reschedule it again this time) .... and i hv just begun to think i wouldn't have to spend so much time cramming the BARRON'S word list ..ohh by the way 4 all you ppl who don't know what shit BARRON's is lemme tell u this .... BARRON's is the number 1 material available to get a good score in GRE ...

Its just now that i have realized why one should have a good vocabulary .... but there have been several funny incidents too which have reminded me again and again the need to develop a good vocab ...I ll narrate some of them to you... hope you ll like it...

This incident happened after 12th in GURGAON... once i had gone to CCD with my family friends ...After finishing the coffee my brother-in-law went to take the car out from the parking area ... Since, i and my friend were happily sipping our coffee, we were handed the cash and asked to pay and come out when we finish off .. As we were about to finish the steward came and asked if we would like the check(cheque) .. Now check my friends is basically "BILL"-- wat we ask 4 after having dinner in restaurants .... I didn't know this then .... so i was thinking sad m stuck here now .... how ll i pay ... i don't even have cheque book with me to pay him by cheque ... my fren bailed me out of the situation when he told me check(cheque) is basically bill ... he had an xperience earlier :P ....finally when he got the bill .. i was relieved and i found out check="BILL".....

Well after dat i worked on my vocab for next 2 hours and trust me fellas i know most of the synonyms for bill.....

Well just before i finish ... lets check ur vocab on a scale of 5.. skip if u don't want to ...

1. Ennuyé

first 1 was cheap wasn't it ...
lets move on to next 1......

2. dormir
good if you got it ...

3. vas te faire encule
if u dint get the above one let me tell u it means fuck you .....

4. waylay
another easy one ... must have got it....

5. preconize
tell me wat it means when you find out the meaning....

Score analysis :

5/5 : sucker u must have realized 3 words were French ... congrats u know french too......
1 or 2 or 3 or 4/5 : make whatever interpretations u can, btw do the scores really matter ????
0/5 : dude/gal, i have found my match .. lemme know who you are asap...

hope you liked it ....
even if u didn't i don't give a shit ..... :P

have a nice day ....

Tschüss alle


5 comments:

  1. i gt 0/5 bro....m ur pal man....v rock 2gthr...n thnx man...i also didn kno wat "bill" means till a min back...damm educative article...nice1 magga

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  2. got 1/5 ..wonder wt that means :)

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  3. hey got 0/5 i m wid u dost..waise blog mast hai..

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  5. got a 0...and i din know bout ur blog until golu told me bout this..its truely interesting...good one..

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