Shit Happens

hello one and all...

Well blogging was on hold for some time ....
Must be wondering wat ws i doing....
Well wat else ....
wats ur guess ??????

If its i was doing nothing den u are wrong .....
SUker

I was slogging 4 my GRE which was scheduled on 25th of January until i got a call 4m PROMETRIC( this is the cmpny which conducts GRE and TOEFL and many other xams....
U name it dey will have it on der list....) this evening .

Saying U ll have to reschedule ur GRE , dint even give me a reason may be bcoz i didn't ask for it....The voice ws just too sexy , ws mesmerized for a while ...
Finally after much deliberation i gave her a time which is 10th of FEB...

Lets see watevr happens ...
Will keep u ppl updated ...
Look m talkin as if u ppl even bother....

LOL

bye bye
TADA

WORDS are all i have

Hallo an alle,

hoffe, Sie alle müssen eine großartige Zeit...

My dad used to tell me when i was a kid ..beta(son) learn a new word everyday .... since i never ever learnt a word till 10th ... i mean i never ever bothered to open a dictionary so by 10th he used to be like beta (son) learn atleast 5 new words a day ....

Anyways u must be wondering why i am telling you all this ... Because , i have my GRE on 25th jan(hope i don't reschedule it again this time) .... and i hv just begun to think i wouldn't have to spend so much time cramming the BARRON'S word list ..ohh by the way 4 all you ppl who don't know what shit BARRON's is lemme tell u this .... BARRON's is the number 1 material available to get a good score in GRE ...

Its just now that i have realized why one should have a good vocabulary .... but there have been several funny incidents too which have reminded me again and again the need to develop a good vocab ...I ll narrate some of them to you... hope you ll like it...

This incident happened after 12th in GURGAON... once i had gone to CCD with my family friends ...After finishing the coffee my brother-in-law went to take the car out from the parking area ... Since, i and my friend were happily sipping our coffee, we were handed the cash and asked to pay and come out when we finish off .. As we were about to finish the steward came and asked if we would like the check(cheque) .. Now check my friends is basically "BILL"-- wat we ask 4 after having dinner in restaurants .... I didn't know this then .... so i was thinking sad m stuck here now .... how ll i pay ... i don't even have cheque book with me to pay him by cheque ... my fren bailed me out of the situation when he told me check(cheque) is basically bill ... he had an xperience earlier :P ....finally when he got the bill .. i was relieved and i found out check="BILL".....

Well after dat i worked on my vocab for next 2 hours and trust me fellas i know most of the synonyms for bill.....

Well just before i finish ... lets check ur vocab on a scale of 5.. skip if u don't want to ...

1. Ennuyé

first 1 was cheap wasn't it ...
lets move on to next 1......

2. dormir
good if you got it ...

3. vas te faire encule
if u dint get the above one let me tell u it means fuck you .....

4. waylay
another easy one ... must have got it....

5. preconize
tell me wat it means when you find out the meaning....

Score analysis :

5/5 : sucker u must have realized 3 words were French ... congrats u know french too......
1 or 2 or 3 or 4/5 : make whatever interpretations u can, btw do the scores really matter ????
0/5 : dude/gal, i have found my match .. lemme know who you are asap...

hope you liked it ....
even if u didn't i don't give a shit ..... :P

have a nice day ....

Tschüss alle

GABBAR back to campus

Salut à tous ,

This is one incident i cannot wait to tell u all .... Few days ago, a software company visited the campus,the comapny was open to all the branches.

After the aptitude the selected candidates were called in for interview .My friend, Tarun Jain from Kharagpur, WEST BENGAL ,who is doing his metallurgy engineering was also called for interview.

In the interview ,after some general questions the interviewer asked "So, have you watched SHOLAY"?

Tarun: Yes sir, an awesome movie.

Interviewer : Do u remember the scene where gabbar asks kitne aadmi the sambha(Sambha,How many men were there in scene) and shoots them finally.

Tarun : yes sir. i do remember

Interviewer : OK , dats nice, do u remember before shooting them he fires three shots in air and then he rotates the barrel and says aadmi 3 aur goliyan 3 (3 bullets and three men).

Tarun : Yes sir.

Interviewer : ok cool, can u tell me What is the probability that the 3 shots which gabbar fires will be simultaneous(one after the other) i.e. there should not be a shot in which a bullet does not come out of the gun.

Tarun :(After some thought) Probability will be 1.

Interviewer : (Totally Zapped) HOWWWWW ???

Tarun : Sir , SHOLAY nahin dekha kya :P (Haven't you watched SHOLAY)...

Its another thing that Tarun Jain was not selected for the 2nd round of interview .. but this is one story i will remember for the rest of my life.

Hope you enjoyed it.

au revoir
have a nice day

HONESTY IS NOT ALWAYS THE BEST POLICY

hi all,

Since dis d placement season i ll tell u about my my interviews .. d way i screw dem up ......

So, my very first interview was with a tech consultancy company having headquarters in UK ..

So, after some general questions dey asked me why dis company(TG) and suddenly another lady from the panel asked wat are ur dream companies.. so , after much thought i said "Ma'am in the time of recession we don't really have options" :P ...

Now, after dat answer i was wrapped up and sent out of the room in 5 in mins....

MORAL: HONESTY IS NOT THE BEST POLICY